Thursday, 12 June 2014

33. Southport

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June 9th - 11th

A fairly innocuous drive of 40 miles via Preston with torrential rain throughout. The A565 brings you into Southport from the north and you drive right through the whole length of the town centre to get to the site on the south side. Wow! The town is really nice, colonnades and arcades and giant stone buildings. It's a bit like Tunbridge Wells by the sea. Definitely anti-Blackpool. I got a bit lost and trawled some back streets (or should I say 'back boulevards', because there were the most amazing mansions everywhere). This is definitely Millionnairesville. Had a quick cycle around after settling, just to get the lie of the land. This stage is going to depend very much on the weather. If it's fine tomorrow, Plan A (bus to Crosby to see 'Another Place', Antony Gormley's giant figures standing in the sea). If wet, Plan B (mooch around the town and hope for fine weather on Wednesday). 
Lord Street
 Oh dear, I've just been tidying up older Blog pages and for some reason or other the software has moved my first stage (Cambridge in February) to the front to make it the most recent. So, if it sounds familiar...................

Had a pleasant Tuesday walking around Southport. The main avenue, Lord Street, very wide, is lined with colonnaded shops on one side and parks and gardens on the other. Also on the 'other' side are the massive war memorial and the town hall and library and behind them the main shopping area. I went into British Home Stores to try to get some more of their brilliant anti-blister socks, but no joy. I shall have to stick to the Vaseline. Ho, ho! Lots of joy, though, from the shop itself, which looks to be unchanged, including some of the staff, since the place was built. No escalators, but three lovely lifts with Art Deco surrounds.
Lord Street again
The Town Hall and Library
In the town there are loads of seats for resting and people-watching and there is a great relaxed atmosphere. One nice arcade contains a bronze of Red Rum but the others are quite run-down. Red Rum won the Grand National three times and was second twice and never fell in a race, an unparalleled record. His trainer, Ginger McCain, was a Southport car dealer and trained the horse on the beach. His success is remarkable, given his unusual diet of oven chips. The bronze wasn't life-size, which rather spoiled it for me and explains why I didn't take a photo. One arcade, with a splendid Art Deco stained-glass entrance, contained a huge junk market with loads of old Dinky Toys and railway models.
Nice arcade (can you see Red Rum?)
I trawled the charity ships and found an interesting novel by a Colombian author but otherwise drew a blank. There was an awful lot of chick-lit, especially by the appalling Louise Bagshawe/Mensch. Maybe this is another place where only the ladies read books and the gentlemen go to the pub. Or, possibly, play crown-green bowls in Victoria Park. I sat on a wet bench and watched some playful oldies enjoying themselves in spite of their execrable dress-sense. One of them even took the time to explain the rules to me as he went along, although his broad scouse accent, which is quite common here, was almost impenetrable. In crown-green the green comes to a point in the middle and you play across the slope, not straight up and down as in flat-green. One old bloke was absolutely brilliant and got his wood, and sometimes both of them, closest to the jack almost every time. His opponents survived only by concentrating on knocking him out of the way. You could tell that everyone knew he was The King.
Ice cream - or body parts?
I passed (and then returned to take a look at) a sweetshop with every kind, shape, colour and flavour of rock imaginable and a grotesque display in the window of ice cream studded with assorted fruits and lumps of confectionery. This bizarre display, obviously intended to be attractive and to stimulate the sweet-tooth, looked truly disgusting, a bit like the internal organs of a post mortem subject laid-out for inspection. The photograph can't do justice to the horror of the sight. So I bought two scoops. Just kidding.

Well, my decision to wait until Wednesday to go to Another Place was proved good. Torrential rainstorms but no thunder and lightning after I got back home at 2 o'clock and they have continued into the evening. Tomorrow promises to be fine, so I think I will cycle to Crosby, twenty-eight miles there and back according to the AA Routefinder. No rush, take it easy, drink plenty of water and it will be flat, of course, along the sea front. The atmosphere has wrecked my TV signal, so no Endeavour or Fast Show for me tonight. Bugger. I shall have to read a book.

I'm just finishing one of Patricia Highsmith's Ripley thrillers, possibly her last one, called “The Boy who Followed Ripley”. There's not really any mystery or puzzle in these books but a nerve-racking feeling of menace and suspense, ratcheting-up as the book progresses. You need a lie-down in a dark room when you finish one. 

Wednesday, last day at Southport, a fine day. Off to Crosby, just outside Liverpool, to see Another Place, Antony Gormley's sculptures in the sea. The round trip proved to be forty-eight kilometers, about thirty miles. It started by passing through the extensive grassy sand hills either side of the coast road and by skirting Royal Birkdale Golf Club.

The sand dunes here are the home of the endangered natterjack toad, Britain's rarest amphibian. Some years ago there was a real possibility of their extinction, but careful conservation work of the very best kind has ensured its safety. When the site on which I am camping was extended there was a risk that one of their habitual areas would be threatened, and the Environment Agency took a very close interest in the development. It must be very difficult to inspire interest in protecting a toad; everybody loves furry creatures but few are enthusiastic about toads. There is a very good article on this, the Sefton Coast, on the BBC Countryfile website:-

After the dunes, much of the journey was taken up by the Formby by-pass, but there were segregated cycle tracks most of the way and the cycling was pleasantly relaxed. Just before Crosby I passed through the village of Little Crosby, eight miles from Liverpool, where the only church was a large old Catholic church, surely a very rare occurrence in Britain. The Wikipedia article on Little Crosby is interesting:-

The village is perhaps the oldest extant Roman Catholic village in England, the squires being the notable recusant Blundell family. The village character has changed little from a 17th-century description that "it had not a beggar, ..an alehouse ..[or] a Protestant in it..." In 2009 Protestants reside in the village as old values change - Protestant inhabitants however must be 'vetted' by the local Squire before occupation of one of the 50 or so dwellings. In 1986 a senior member of the hamlet was quoted in the Liverpool Echo as saying "Protestants are discouraged from settling in our village".

How strange and rather disturbing to read that about a village in England. I was OK though; I had a book of papal indulgence vouchers and was allowed to pass through without being vetted by the Squire.

Crosby itself seemed a bit of a dump, but the brown-sign directions to Another Place took me north along the coast to Blundellsands, a very wealthy area. The sculptures themselves were individually wonderful, looking wistfully out to sea, but the whole scenario was rather disappointing, with the figures, one hundred of them, quite widely scattered and the whole not striking the eye with any vivid impact. I had expected them to be more closely grouped. The fact that they were gazing at a wind-farm and a drilling rig also detracted from the magic. To quote from the Visit Liverpool website:-

According to Antony Gormley, Another Place harnesses the ebb and flow of the tide to explore man's relationship with nature. He explains: The seaside is a good place to do this. Here time is tested by tide, architecture by the elements and the prevalence of sky seems to question the earth's substance. In this work human life is tested against planetary time. This sculpture exposes to light and time the nakedness of a particular and peculiar body. It is no hero, no ideal, just the industrially reproduced body of a middle-aged man trying to remain standing and trying to breathe, facing a horizon busy with ships moving materials and manufactured things around the planet.
Another Place
Well, I may have been disappointed but I was glad I had been to see them, another little pilgrimage completed.

The return ride was easier, but I had to spoil it by an act of random vandalism. I was buzzing along, plugged-in to Bruce Springsteen and, of course, as deaf as a proverbial, and didn't hear a racing cyclist trying to overtake me. My first sight of him was when he burst past me, got his front wheel (very skinny on a racing bike) on to the rubbly edge of the track and fell off. I stopped and apologised and he was very forgiving, but I could hear his teeth grinding (well, I think they were his teeth, because he was quite old). He remounted and took-off at high speed and, thankfully, I didn't see him again. 

I had a really good nap when I got back home. I'm very glad I came to Southport; I really liked it here.



















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